secondhand shoplifting

When you steal something from another person that was stolen by them in the first place.

"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"

by Smiley59 February 21, 2009

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

shoplifter

a thief who steals goods on display or money from a cash register from a store at anytime

the shoplifter stole $20.00 from the cash register

by ajwalias May 4, 2008

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

Shoplift

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

The opposite of Droplifting.

Did you see Lisa? She just took those earrings out of the package and put them in her sleeve!

Wow it's real cool to shoplift. I wish I had those crappy earrings.

by K-Ray December 13, 2005

shoplifter

Winona Ryder.

Since the young man was caught Winona Rydering, he was banned from the store.

by Weapon November 12, 2004

shoplifting

Free stuff!

P1: "I went shoplifting today."
P2: "Nice, what did you get?"

by Lelsy June 11, 2018