judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

The Shoelace Effect

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.

"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."

by Phorx May 31, 2015

unga shoga unga unga

This phrase is a sendup of a song or art ruined by something totally unnecessary, ala the song "hooked on a feeling" by Blue Swede.

Just as l was starting to like the song, out comes "unga shoga unga unga!"

by I, Wreckerrr June 3, 2021

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

shotglassing

To clean something by taking a shot glass with warm salt water solution against the exposed area (usually your belly button piercing).

"Are you shotglassing tonight?"

"I have to shotglass it tonight."

"Remind me to shotglass myself today... before it gets infected."

by darlin275 November 18, 2011

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011