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shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.
Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.
by b-dog66 April 11, 2010
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Shoebarus

When you don't have a car and you're walking you're using shoebarus. Like Subaru, but it's shoebarus.
Moses: I'm on my way.
Ariel: Did your mom let you use the car?
Moses: No, i'm using my shoebarus.
by Nevershoutariel October 6, 2011
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shoebee

A Shoebee is what on the old Nickolodeon show, "rocket Power" was the local nickname for a tourist. Tourists were called a shoe-bee because of how they wear sneakers or socks under sandals to the beach.
Otto: Guys, squid is totally looking like a shoebee.
Squid: what? how?
Reggie: Dude, youre wearing socks under your sandals...
Squid: ooooooh.
by mairin January 1, 2007
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Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.
by yonabout June 6, 2011
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shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.
Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.
by authorph September 17, 2018
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Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.
Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.
by kvnbrch September 14, 2010
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Shieber

A woman with a hair cut and look that resembles Justin Bieber.
a female Justin Bieber fan
Lucy: "Did you see Kate recently?"

Donna: "yeah, what's with the new look? She looks like Justin

Bieber"

Lucy: "well, she's a shieber now."
by captainobvious666 October 30, 2011
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