The Shoe Horn

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.

I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.

by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006

shoe horn

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.

WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!

by DarkRob2000 April 24, 2006

Shoe Horn

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

by Lenny April 22, 2004

The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014