The Shoe Horn

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.
I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.
by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006
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shoe horn

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
by DarkRob2000 April 06, 2006
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Shoe horn

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.
by Shananae Ainsley February 17, 2019
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The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.
James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.
by NW PDXer January 10, 2012
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Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.
I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.
by Mozzz January 11, 2014
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Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."
by Weiner Tits January 01, 2014
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