Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
by Shanette August 23, 2007
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Origin: 'cockblock'
1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
Get the Stockblock mug.A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or "irresponsible" material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.
In 2006 the shocklog Geenstijl published confidential information on Ernst Wesselius, a member of the justice department in the Netherlands Antilles, along with his erotic writings.
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