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shnookums

A very affectionate term for a significant other, used in situations where you are alone with the person generally, or with other people and you wish to embaress said S.O.
Hey there shnookums-baby! Can you hand me the lighter and the steamroller?
by midsummermuse October 14, 2004
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snookums

Can be a genuine endearing nickname, often with a gentle sarcasm or humor attached.

This word is annoying to some people and likely to make people near you sick when you use it. Especially if combined with physical affection.
"Aw snookums, you shouldn't have..."
by Aelder April 14, 2006
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shnuckums

A pet name for someone with whom you would like to cuddle and/or DTR.
I can't wait to see my shnuckums.
by pumpkin April 18, 2005
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shnookums

A word two love-birds use to address each other. It is a caring word characterized by love and affection.
"I love my shnookums"

"My shnookums is everything I wanted, everything I need"
by I'm Boss February 26, 2008
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Shnoozums

scientific name: Rattus Shnoozumus

Several species of shnoozums exist today. The rare, highly sought after "Shnoozadook" is thought to be the most cat-like of the shnoozums. They are also by far the most intelligent, learning how to mimic genuine cats by meowing, and making a noise that sounds similar to purring, but is anatomically a completely different process. It is true that once a shnoozums chooses your dwelling there's no getting rid of it. Shnoozums were once hunters that took care of insects and smaller rodents but today are known for their incredibly refined pallets. After domestication the shnoozums grew accustomed to eating cooked foods and are famous for their insatiable appetite for fine cheeses and exotic seafood dishes. Eating these cooked foods (particularly seafood) can account for the development of higher intelligence in the species.
That rat is exceptionally fluffy, I think its a shnoozums

All the cheese is gone, I think there's a shnoozums in the apartment.

Girlfriend- "There's a shnoozums in the basement. Try to lure it out with some pan seared tilapia and locatelli romano."
Boyfriend- "Already tried, there's no use. Once you have a shnoozums there's no getting rid of it."
Girlfriend-"Ahh this one must be a Shnoozadook"

Upon bringing my "cat" to the vet, a fecal sample revealed that it was in fact a shnoozums.
by prof. swizzle October 15, 2016
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snookums

Verbal sugar. Sick way of addressing someone close to you. Can be replaced by "bitsy-pookums".
"Oh, hello snookums!"
"Im a man, dammit!"
by HungryNoobivore January 7, 2010
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shnookumz

A sepcial person that brings joy and happiness to peoples lives. A guy that made a girl the happiest person in the world on October 17th,2008.
"Hey Karissa, who's YOUR shnookumz?",said Rose. "Oh thats easy.That would be Adrian Servin!", said Karissa.
by Karissa Sanchez December 21, 2008
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