Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Shmoovin da broove

Livin' life. Takin' it slow. It can be used as a mock ghetto phrase.

"Hey mang, hows it going?"

"Ya know. Just chillin. I'm shmoovin da broove mang."

"Nice fool. Thats the way we do."

"Yall knows it"

by dj bradford February 21, 2013

shmoofinder

A successful app for finding local pussy.

(Tinder)

"This chick I found on Shmoofinder does ATM and everything. She's a keeper!!"

by Shmoofinder Pty Ltd May 17, 2016

schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies

Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK

by cannedbredo January 8, 2021

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018