A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.
"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."
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Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
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Get the Shmendrik mug.Losing control of your bowels and literally shitting yourself, at work. Sometimes caused by a sneeze, a forced fart or sometimes accidentally happening simultaneously when vomiting.
Shaniqua threw up and shented at work! She had to throw her pants and trousers in the bin.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
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