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shmeg

1. It has become a common term is the USA for calling someone a Numpty (minus the endearing portion of the insult). It's come to mean all of the above lazy, idiot, carefree fool, with a dash of schmuck.

2. It has also started to be used more and more to mean someone who is happy to be ignorant. It's sort of a blend of sheeple and schmucks.
1. That guy was such a total shmeg he took up two parking spaces with his little scooter.

2. Those shmegs in the US actually went out and voted for Bush for a second term.
by rayfordz January 7, 2010
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shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.
when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.
by andrew February 15, 2005
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Shmeg

Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"

"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
by Birnie January 23, 2008
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Shmeg tation

The formation of dick cheese (or shmegma) under the head of the penis
I forgot to wash my penis and shmeg tation has started
by Rohan McCririe December 19, 2017
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Aunty Shmegs

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.
“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”
by Samwitch August 19, 2020
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Shmeg bucket

The principle repository of all disgusting and gross materials, such as cigarette-butt laden half empty beer cans and snot rags, generated during mostly high school and college house parties so as to minimize the spread of party debris into other rooms and areas. The reason d'etre of the shmeg bucket is to make cleaning the residence easier in an effort to cover one's tracks and hide eveidence of the social event and its ever present heavy drinking activities from parents in highschool or landlords in college. Shmeg buckets frquently use the kitchen trash container or often a garage trash can is dragged into the home. It is a sign of respect to the parties host to ask where the shmeg bucket is located upon arrival to let that host know you are a neat and tidy partier.
When John wen to Carol's with his newly acquired 12 pack his older brother bought, he offered her a beer and politely asked "Where's the shmeg bucket, Carol?" letting her know that he would deposit his empties and stems and seeds in the proper location.
by Dougiefreshness June 18, 2012
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Shmeg Cheese

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.
So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.
by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019
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