shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

by andrew February 15, 2005

Shmeg

A little piece of something gross usually sticky or gooey.

-Yo James you got a lil bit of shmeg on your shirt

-Thanks dawg the ladies hate shmeg

by Sexy nuts February 8, 2018

Shmeg

Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.

"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"

"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."

by Birnie January 23, 2008

Shmeg

Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.

Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.

by Bad man Shmeggles June 4, 2019

shmeg

this word is used to describe someone/something that is delicious, sexy or mouth watering.

' yo bro, she is totally shmeg man!!!'

by chappazzzz February 7, 2025

shmeg

a vape

yo derek toss the shmeg

by yungscrotum July 5, 2025

Shmeg tation

The formation of dick cheese (or shmegma) under the head of the penis

“I forgot to wash my penis and shmeg tation has started”

by Rohan McCririe December 19, 2017