Shlurpie

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012

shlubbin

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

by Marticusas October 14, 2007

shurbdat

are you sure about that???

im gay. shurbdat
i love men. shurbdat

by Zak Boylan November 14, 2007

The Sharma Shlurp

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

Shurb

The process of giving an angry dragon during a Blumpkin

George: what did you do last night?
Paul: I got a shurb bro!!
George: damn you are sooooo lucky i always wanted to get a shurb.

by shurber February 20, 2009

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010