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shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
by checheishere May 14, 2011
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shitmas

A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.
I had a shitmas last year at my grandparents house; they didn't even give me anything!
by goperB October 5, 2006
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shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.
Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words
by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020
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shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004
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Shitastrophy

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...
"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"
by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011
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Shitgasm

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...
"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"
by JadeHawk June 8, 2004
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Shitmas

The consumerism Holliday that took the place of the Christian Holliday of Christmas, in the same way that Christmas took the place of the pagan tradition of celebrating the winter solstice. Shitmas is celebrated by buying others excessive amounts of needless shit, with the goal of expressing the monetary value of your love, through the monetary value of your shit.
Ruth: hey Mark! How was your Shitmas?

Mark: Ah man! It was the best Shitmas yet! My family, friends and I all bought each other so much shit that we had to rent extra storage units, just to fit it all! Now I need to get a second job, to start paying off the debt!
by AnonymousBloke December 20, 2017
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