SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.

There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.

by Exstoiv April 20, 2018

shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.

Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!

by fjfj December 19, 2007

Shitsperience

A really horrible experience that is by no means good in any way shape or form.

May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...

Person 1: I just lost my job dude.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.

Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.

by Perry Platypus June 24, 2011

shitsmear

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005

shitsmear

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.

(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!

by kittiekat September 1, 2003

Shitsterer

When someone likes talking shit

Damn the kid who grabbed ur butt is a dumb shitsterer.

by Ana and Dani February 23, 2017

Shitspearean

A person or persons who believe the words they are writing are pure literary genius, when in reality that person or persons are creating total nonsense by using the largest words they can find.

Jake’s essay contained the sentence, “the theoretical proposition of bureaucracy and why henceforth it is not economically sustainable is something the globe should take notwithstanding.” He can be described as a Shitspearean.

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023