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Sluticide

Committing suicide by slutty activity. Activities such as consuming massive amounts of intoxicants and having unprotected sex with the nearest breathing humanoid would qualify as sluticide.

Can also be used to describe a series of questionable lifestyle choices leading to the death of one's public image and/or career.
Britney Spears committed career sluticide with her drug problems and child custody battle.

Dana Plato committed sluticide both physically and career-wise with her drug and alcohol abuse, conviction for armed robbery, and forging prescriptions.
by Snathi February 14, 2009
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shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009
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Shiticism

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.
1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).
by beffispro May 15, 2010
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shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.
Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...
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shitimidated

To be afraid to venture into a bathroom after someone has befouled it.
I can't go in that bathroom after John used it; I've been shitimidated.
by Walrus O'Love January 31, 2016
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shitinade

When life gives you shit....
Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.
by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009
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shitified

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general
1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!
by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004
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