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shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.
Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.
by dennis November 19, 2002
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shitbutt

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?
by hoboman September 12, 2003
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Shitbum

Noun: A person of absolutely no value or worth. To perform no function, and meet zero expectation.
What are you doing today Jeff?

I am hungover and being a total shitbum.
by TheTightEnd September 4, 2009
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Shitrus

Combo of Shit and Citrus

When you take a shit and spray Frebreeze making your bathroom smell like Shitrus
Dad: Who sprayed the Shitrus!
Son: I did!
by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016
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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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shitpussy

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context
Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.
by sexualgenius December 3, 2007
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