shitworking

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

by byrd390 May 19, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

Shitoking

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017

shibooingery

Meaning bullshit but on a more serious level

“Jschlatt got canceled? That’s some shibooingery”

by Barrack Obama likes canes May 9, 2023

ShitToking

The act of watching TikTok while taking a nice, relaxing, shit.

Everyday I look forward to a break in my schedule when I can get in some quality ShitToking.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023