ShitToking

The act of watching TikTok while taking a nice, relaxing, shit.

Everyday I look forward to a break in my schedule when I can get in some quality ShitToking.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Amy Bi-Poehler

A girl who is borderline hot sometimes but not very attractive other times.

I met this girl who was really pretty but I was disappointed when she turned out to be Amy Bi-Poehler.

by JABRU24 December 01, 2023