Shitaki Mushrooms

A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.

"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"

by Greysnow June 20, 2007

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

Shitaki Mama

Mainly referred to as an asian crack ho, usually female, or homosexual.

I've got 10 min's, 10 dollars, and a condom, where's a shitaki mama when you need one!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

dope shitaki

used to describe something or someone who is brilliantly amazing and unbelievably brilliant

person 1 : i ordered the lager and am underwhelmed

Person 2 : well i ordered the IPA friend of mine And It is some dope shitaki , Booom

by Braam May 14, 2017

The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Shitskid

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

by Squeakster February 17, 2009

shitarific

Shitarific is slang for something that is so shitty, it is almost good. Almost.

"Did you see that movie Gigli?"
"No, why?"
"That crap was shitarific!"

by ColdVantage February 21, 2005