shittastic
shittastic by Thors Stone April 18, 2008
Get the shittastic mug.
shitistics
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
Related Words
Shaqtastic
Shaqtastic by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006
shit-tastic
Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.
shit-tastic by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005
Shit-tastic
An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
Shit-tastic by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
shittlesticks
shittlesticks by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008
shattastic
shattastic by b48b January 13, 2007