Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 06, 2015

Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 07, 2015

Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.

Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick

by lil kendrick January 25, 2015

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 06, 2010

Shit-Dick

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

by Domulas and mathias June 06, 2003

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin November 09, 2008

shit dick

A Gay Man...............

*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...

by shit dick March 12, 2005