Shirtdicking

Walking around wearing only a shirt with your dick hanging out and a massive erection.

I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.

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by Hudway May 11, 2018

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

suitcocking

a nudist practice similar to shirtcocking, but substituting the upper half of a suit rather than a shirt, and wearing nothing on the lower half of the body

Hey, did you see that one guy who was suitcocking at the burn?

by Lainiebug February 4, 2009

Shirt Cocking

The act of wearing only a T-Shirt but no pants.

“I went to the Phish show in Phoenix last night. Man. It was insane!! I lost my phone. We were forced to hang out in a neighborhood referred to as the Icebox by the locals. Dead people on the roof of Burger King. It was a whole thing. Just when I thought the worst was over, I awoke shirt cocking in a room full of men. See you next time Phoenix. This time I’ll have a belt”

by BmoreBird June 16, 2022

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017