Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**
by Sletterig April 26, 2020
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Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
by latinmaster December 16, 2011
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Slang for getting killed/murdered. Often used by gang members + rappers in recent history
Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.
Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.
by dubzallday May 6, 2021
Get the put on a shirt mug.When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
by Professor Pod July 9, 2011
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9 year old : Blue shirt kid understands the algorithms so he doesn't.
Carl : Wow he must be a very cool person.
9 year old : Blue shirt kid understands the algorithms so he doesn't.
Carl : Wow he must be a very cool person.
by Froominator March 18, 2019
Get the Blue shirt kid mug.Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021
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Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil
They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes
Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil
They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes
Leroy : hey Johnny I'm going to the corner
Store you want anything ?
Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .
Store you want anything ?
Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .
by Blu_leef March 19, 2023
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