Shetland Pony 

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

Shetland Pony by Davollin December 17, 2008

shetland sheepdog 

A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.

Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.

shetland sheepdog by awmm April 5, 2015

shetland pony cock 

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

shetland pony cock by JLSK March 7, 2012

Shetland Shotgun 

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

Shetland Shotgun by Ian Beil March 25, 2008

Shetland Assist 

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

Shetland Assist by jizzwick April 19, 2011

sherlandine 

Is a person name whonis really rachett and nice at the same time. He/She can steal ya man/gurl at anygiven point. But is the best to be friends with. Is also a BOSS as BITCH.

Sherlandine is a real bitch.

sherlandine by Crackhead😍 November 22, 2017

shitlandia 

Shitlandia is a term used for a place inherently useless

Bob: ugh this place is “shitlandia”
Karen: ikr

shitlandia by Smokemaster45 November 27, 2019