shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 14, 2015

Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013

Shelfie

When your boobs have to rest on a surface

Eileen couldn't reach the salt shaker without doing a shelfie

by Jugsy Martha October 26, 2017

Shelfie

The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted

Lady: what do you think of this pic?

Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone

by Joe Zzzzz January 23, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003