shouche

an anal douche. a shit douche. Giving yourself an enema before getting fucked in the the ass. A cute way to say your going to wash your asshole.

Before you fuck my butt, I should probably shouche.

by macdave187 October 6, 2011

Spadouche

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.

Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.

by itchmyass February 5, 2017

Skadouche

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.

1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.

by KVVA June 23, 2008

Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes

i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"

by J.Kay October 11, 2011

Sedouchin

The act of a douche bag trying to seduce a lady and failing.

That guy is totally sedouchin her.

Or alternative ways to use the word:
That guy was totally trying to sedouche that chick over there.

Those guys were a bunch of sedouches.

I have a friend that is a total sedoucher.

by jessemcclain36 August 10, 2010

Skadouchebag

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.

Get away from me you skadouchebag.

by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010