When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016
Get the Shitzkrieg mug.The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.
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A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.
by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014
Get the shittzkrieg mug.When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
by Ferranax November 12, 2011
Get the Shitskrieg mug.Squatzkrieg :- The slow takeover of a country by warlike methods and covert actions and also by sending in Squatters to occupy a neighboring country. A long drawn out war by the methods of Squatzkrieg as opposed to a Blitzkrieg or lightning war.
Under Police and military action and protection County "A" sends civilian squatters to occupy the land, infrastructure, towns, and villages of country "B". Country "A" also erects camps and towns of its own on county "B's" territory. This is not a Blitzkrieg but a Squatzkrieg. In Blitzkrieg occupation the war is over in days. On the other hand in Squatzkrieg occupation many years may elapse until the occupied territory and its people are completely, either subjugated, Bulcanized or Ghettoized by superior numbers and fire power. Country "A" may use various quasi-moral and religeous justifications for Squatting. They may also use subjective territorial claims to justify a Squat.
by Bob Rushton March 15, 2007
Get the Squatzkrieg mug.Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?
Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
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Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012
Get the Shitzkrieg mug.1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.
2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.
3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.
4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.
3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.
4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."
2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.
3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"
4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.
3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"
4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
by The Citizen Science April 21, 2009
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