Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015

shards and cards

Smoking shards (crystal meth) while playing cards. Made famous by a kid named Reid who does too many drugs!

I bet Reid is gonna go play some shards and cards tonight.

by Methhead92 July 3, 2005

shards are shards

What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.

Oiii bro whats with all this staunch man... shards are shards bro. shards are fucking shards

by efk March 26, 2008

poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Shittin Shards

Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.

Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!

by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009

bangin' shards

The act of injecting crystal method into your blood stream.

I've been up for a week bangin' shards and chasing the rush.

by Deezyduzit December 19, 2018

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021