Shaboingery 

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.

Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!

Shaboingery by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022

shaolin land 

The Wu-Tang clan called Staten Island the shaolin land.

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan

shaolin land by Rafficka June 16, 2014

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

Shabingus

When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.

"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.

Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021

shaboinga 

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

shaboinga by PIMP June 11, 2006

Shaboingery 

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

Shaboingery by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022

shaboingery 

Nothing but all around fucking about

you have been charged with shaboingery

shaboingery by llRaccll October 11, 2022