A shandy is achieved when in prison, one inmate shits in his hand and uses that shit as lubricant to give a fellow inmate a handjob.
Eat up Anthony, because I want you to be good and ready to give me a shandy after lights out tonight.
Or!
DAMN PHILIP!! Smells like someone got a motherfucking shandy up in your cell son! Nasty.
Or!
DAMN PHILIP!! Smells like someone got a motherfucking shandy up in your cell son! Nasty.
by BobIsTheBatman April 11, 2018
by shandydoer September 29, 2010
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I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!
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by MartinezSA March 25, 2017
Shandi's have very big guarded hearts. They take a minute to open up but if you are lucky enough to see them do it, you are a very lucky person. They are the best people you can meet. No matter what they are there for you. They are so funny and beautiful.. Being around a Shandi makes you want to be a better person.
They are amazing big sisters and if you don't have a Shandi as a big sister.. Prolly adopt one. They will never let anything happen to you and will always be there for you. You never know a love so strong as you do when you are love by a Shandi sister.
Do NOT make a Shandi mad.. The temper they have is like something not of this world! Godzilla runs!!! Short fuses and the bite is bigger than her bark!
They are amazing big sisters and if you don't have a Shandi as a big sister.. Prolly adopt one. They will never let anything happen to you and will always be there for you. You never know a love so strong as you do when you are love by a Shandi sister.
Do NOT make a Shandi mad.. The temper they have is like something not of this world! Godzilla runs!!! Short fuses and the bite is bigger than her bark!
Girl 1- Im gonna beat that girls ass!
Girl 2- Don't! Her sister is Shandi
Girl 1- She gets so mad!!
Girl 2- Well yeah! She's a Shandi.. Idiot...
Girl 2- Don't! Her sister is Shandi
Girl 1- She gets so mad!!
Girl 2- Well yeah! She's a Shandi.. Idiot...
by Nite Hawk March 12, 2010
1) A girl named after a lesser known and unappreciated 'Kiss' song.
2) A girl who possesses special hidden talents (ex- Pro-Wrestling impressions/personalities, knowing the words to every song known to existance); A true party starter.
3) A friend to all animals from big elepahnts to tiny hamsters.
2) A girl who possesses special hidden talents (ex- Pro-Wrestling impressions/personalities, knowing the words to every song known to existance); A true party starter.
3) A friend to all animals from big elepahnts to tiny hamsters.
by drpeper85 February 7, 2010