Shamlonk

An absolute gamer who destroys pussy with ever waking hour.

Man I just get cocked blocked by that shamlonk.

by Xvarous February 25, 2022

Shalongabong

When you score an absolute screamer goal outside the box

Person 1: Rooney just scored an absolute Shalongabong

Person 2: you're a disgrace...

by Shalongabong March 12, 2022

Shalong

A Gigantic Long Thick Skyscraper Sweet And Salty Yummy Tasty Donkey Kong Cock

How Good Is Your Cock? It’s Called A Shalong: Its The Greatest Thing Ever It’s More Rare Then A Real Human. It’s So Big Your Eyes Will Go White Like Broly, And It Will Enter Your Stomach When It Goes Down Your Throat. It’s Sweeter Then Any Type Of Candy It Overflows Your Body More Than A Ocean Dose. It’s So Salty And Sweet Greatest Tasty Cum To Ever Exist💦

by Donkey Kong Flawless November 5, 2022

Shalong

A big fucking dick

I have a big ass shalong!

by The big guy 1 February 27, 2019

shmlong

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

by Jarod February 28, 2005

shaglong

to amuse ones sexual pleasures with a monkeys foot.

ooh look at that monkey, i wonder how long i could shaglong with him....

by james bod October 2, 2007

shalonga

it's anything you want it to be! from nouns verbs and more!

omg that guy is such a shalonga!

by shalongakid May 31, 2017