Hector Salamanca

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Are you Hector Salamanca?…… ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

by a-b-c-d-e-f-g April 23, 2022

Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

by Guy what August 21, 2020

Shadam

A Voltron ship that died long before the series took place but most fans still love it and hope for it and god, now I have 3 ships in the fandom...

Fan #286261: Shadam all the way!
Fan #248357: I think the ship name Adashi is much better!
*Fans bicker over better ship name*
Me: Guys! It's the same ship! Although I do like Adashi a lot better!
*Shadam ship name supporter those chair at my head*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop July 22, 2018

Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.

"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"

by johnhomone April 7, 2015

salamence

The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.

I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.

by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009