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Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.
Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?
by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011
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Sharktopus

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.
"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"
by Gwiawn October 25, 2011
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sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.
"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."
by Shelbo December 25, 2007
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bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!
little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!
by ddubs99 March 21, 2011
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Sharktopus

A woman’s vagina on her period
Man her sharktopus is raging today.
by Sharktopusman123 May 7, 2018
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Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.
I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.
by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018
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Sharktopussed

As of or being attacked/ harassed by a sharktopus.
Christine was jet skiing when she was startlingly sharktopussed and eaten.
by Bruised Pear June 5, 2024
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