the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
by AssaKammer January 4, 2018
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(According to 2-viruses.com) Security Tool is a fake spyware remover with an impressively generic name even in terms of rogue anti-spyware names. This parasite enters the system without the user’s knowledge or consent, usually by employing the use of various trojans. Security Tool might also convince you into downloading it by using the browser hijacker Sitesecuritytest.com, which is a fake online scan. Security Tool uses misleading advertising to trick users into purchasing it’s so-called “licensed version”.
Once inside and active, Security Tool floods the user with popups and fake system notifications, claiming his system is infected and in need of an anti-spyware program. All of these popups lead to the purchase page of Security Tool. Much like any other rogue, Security Tool will also perform fake system scans, which mark legitimate files as threats. To remove these “threats” you supposedly have to purchase the full version of Security Tool, which is just as fake as the trial.
Security Tool is Extremely dangerous
Security Tool is a corrupt Anti-Spyware program
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Security Tool may repair its files, spread or update by itself Security Tool violates your privacy and compromises your security
(According to 2-viruses.com) Security Tool is a fake spyware remover with an impressively generic name even in terms of rogue anti-spyware names. This parasite enters the system without the user’s knowledge or consent, usually by employing the use of various trojans. Security Tool might also convince you into downloading it by using the browser hijacker Sitesecuritytest.com, which is a fake online scan. Security Tool uses misleading advertising to trick users into purchasing it’s so-called “licensed version”.
Once inside and active, Security Tool floods the user with popups and fake system notifications, claiming his system is infected and in need of an anti-spyware program. All of these popups lead to the purchase page of Security Tool. Much like any other rogue, Security Tool will also perform fake system scans, which mark legitimate files as threats. To remove these “threats” you supposedly have to purchase the full version of Security Tool, which is just as fake as the trial.
Security Tool is Extremely dangerous
Security Tool is a corrupt Anti-Spyware program
Security Tool spreads via Trojans
Security Tool displays fake security messages
Security Tool installs gay additional spyware to your computer
Security Tool may repair its files, spread or update by itself Security Tool violates your privacy and compromises your security
Girl:: Hey, why didn't you IM me back last night?
Guy:: Aw, Damn, Jessica. Security Tool was spammed my computer then shut it down.
Girl::
Guy:: Aw, Damn, Jessica. Security Tool was spammed my computer then shut it down.
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by OH-heyIdidntseeyouthere March 9, 2010
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An obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. In reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. In fact the person is a complete dickhead.
Mike: Hi Al what are you doing today for lunch?
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
by buck neckid ALM November 2, 2010
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by Security Shark fam March 20, 2017
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It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
by Inferine April 16, 2017
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Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Unofficially, the Security Age began on September 11, 2001.
Everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the Security Age.
Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.
During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.
You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
Many things that were easy before the Security Age began are now a hassle.
During the Security Age, only ticketed passengers are allowed passed security checkpoints at the airport.
You go to a dry cleaner during the Security Age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says "ID please."
by Bed time March 22, 2010
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