Semenator

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...

Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!

by LeFreddy September 2, 2010

sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

semenface

a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.

b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.

a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.

by juggle_boy January 20, 2007

Sementia

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness

My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!

by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014

Sedentary

Very high/intoxicated due to ingesting and/or inhaling narcotics.

“I can barely move right now, I’m so sedentary”

by 420Kaykay January 2, 2021

Sement

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011