Courtesy Splash

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

by stuphat December 2, 2011

Slashpoint

A urinal

Keep my seat warm, Jeeves, I'm heading to the slashpoint

by JuPitEer February 17, 2009

splashdown

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

Selasi

A wonderful person who can make any body smile in their saddest moment, A person who brightens up th day with on their presence

1. ''I have a Selasi in my life''
2. On a rainy day, a Selasi would be lovely too be with.

by YaPanda October 25, 2017

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

drop splash

when you take a shit, it dunks into the toilet and splashes the tiolet water up your stuffs.(vagina, balls, butthole, etc)

Jenny: Dude, I tried to shit slowly so i wont drop splash, but it was so heavy I did it anyways!
Billy: I hate drop splashes!!!

by Bubbbaly November 8, 2011