Seinfeld

Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!

George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!

by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005

Seinfeld

A show about nothing.

Seinfeld represents the genius of man.

by Baraconda December 14, 2008

Seinfeld

Greatest TV show ever created, starring Jerry Seinfeld

Did you watch that new episode of Seinfeld yesterday? It was da shit man!

by Team LX September 17, 2004

Seinfeld

Master of its domain: Television

Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?

Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!

George: I am 'King of the county'.

Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.

Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.

by heysupnm October 21, 2008

Seinfeld

Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.

"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."

by snoobo September 6, 2007

Seinfeld

The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer

Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian

by Spikesy June 1, 2006

Seinfeld

When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"

So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.

by jimmyurbanD January 26, 2010