schwagg

shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.

brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"

by johnlf January 24, 2008

Shwag

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004

schwag

adj. Term used to describe low grade marijuana. This type of marijuana is usually brown, seedy, dry. The term is also used by many pot heads to describe anything that is low grade.
noun. low grade marijuana

adj- Ewww this schwag ass weed tastes horrible and it didnt get me very high.
noun- I hate smoking schwag, but i cant get any dank right now so i guess i'll have to.

by PotHead April 28, 2003

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

by natcat April 18, 2008

mississippi sewage plant

When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.

Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.

Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.

by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013

shwag

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

by stew February 7, 2005

Sewage Booty

Where you sit down for long periods of time and you get up and you notice your pants sticking to your butt and a pungent odor.

I was sitting down for an exam and I noticed I was showing signs of sewage booty.

by kelly girl September 10, 2009