Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

SeaSick

suffering from sickness or nausea caused by the excessive use of alcohol And opiates commonly Codein

Wipe the plug nose, call me Kleenex
Finessed him the load, he drunk he sea sick
Bust down my Hublot, I'm drunk I'm seasick
Lil thot bitch done hurled, fucked up my V-neck

by PigaloMane January 8, 2023