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Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid
Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011
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Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.
There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.
by Sv8 December 17, 2016
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seapoon

An underwater sea creature often apperaing on sheets.
Whoa, did you just see that seapoon. That's probably a once in a lifetime thing.
by Jose Joselo October 9, 2005
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seamonster

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist
Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?
by Seamonster May 2, 2004
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Seamonkey

One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.
Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.
by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
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Seamoose

A magical creature invented by Ty, Seamus, and inspired by Mr. Leslie. Seamooses are moose with a fish's tail and magical flying powers.
"Seamoose, oh seamoose- the moose that lives in the sea"
by Seamoose May 18, 2004
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seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.
by phrek December 28, 2005
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