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turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.
Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
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sculpting the pussy

A way of saying "shaving the vagina"
My teacher was mad that I was in the bathroom "too long" But I was sculpting the pussy..
by biathegiant February 24, 2022
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Sculptor Charter School

Sculptor is the most boring school in Titusville. You have to be on a stupid list to get in, the uniforms suck, and the school is not really diverse. There are no fights and if there is any there in the bathroom and last 2 minutes. All the kids there are snitches and the teachers care more about dress code than the actual problems. All the white boys say the N word like they have a privilege. Pretty sure all the kids are racist and some of the teachers probably are. The teachers aren’t even that good only Mrs.C and Mrs.G! The food fucking sucks. And most of the girls are pick me’s. There are no cute guys only a few are decent. The Ela teacher for 7th/8th is super strict and sucks the life out of all her students. All the girls start drama but never wanna fight. The guys are annoying af. Also if you start drama with any of the girls they’ll probably post it on their stories. None of the kids are mature and they all “date for fun”. This school drains the mental health of the students and makes pretty much all the students wanna commit! Don’t come here!!
You heard of sculptor charter school?”
“You mean the preppy white school with racist kids!”
“Yeah that one
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Mouth Sculpting

The ability to sculpt anothers throat with your penis.
Ben was able to begin mouth sculpting Kelly's throat throught the use of his large and uncircumsised penis, creating a masterpiece.
by Richard Hatless March 8, 2009
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scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.
Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !
by just me March 23, 2004
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Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way
Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!
by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020
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Cum-sculpting

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.
I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.
by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
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