A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift
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Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”
Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”
Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
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Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.
The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.
The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."
by Hotsnot July 20, 2008
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