Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017

scottish slang

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term

English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding

by SCOTSgal123 May 28, 2014

Scrotius

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

by gjw May 13, 2006

scrolltism

When you have an impulse to scroll through a list rather than simply searching.

Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.

I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.

by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021

Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011