scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

Scrooged

(N.) When you get insanely drunk on Christmas with your fam.

Dude... Mary is sooo scrooged.

I'm gonna get so scrooged this Christmas.

by BreakingBlonde December 25, 2016

scrooge

what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.

person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!

by Aaron Kim July 21, 2006

scrooged

When a really rich person is in deep trouble. Made from a mix of Scrooge McDuck/ the Scrooge from the book "A Christmas Carol"(Both are really rich) and the word screwed.

Jordon Belfort was indicted on charges of insider trading. He is scrooged.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

scrooge

Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.

Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.

by tollyhobro November 28, 2011

Scrooge

A broad who refuses to show her Christmas spirit by receiving a Santa Claus

Devin: I couldn't get that broad Kesha to let me give her a Santa Claus

Jeff: What a scrooge!

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009