Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 2, 2011

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG January 19, 2012

Scrooch

Referring to someone as a scrub and total pussy

Mordechai have 7 chances to get with Margaret, but he was a scrooch and didn't have the guts.

by Smoke Rancher October 18, 2018

scrooch

To freeze someone stiff as a bullet by firing a foreign charge of energy from a scrooch gun. The effect has a duration which is set by the weapon's dials.

"Which one of you is the brains?"
"I am!"
"Because if you are, we're gonna scrooch you!"
"S/He is!"

by MrWhomstDVe November 7, 2021

scrooch

alternative for good bye

I'll scrooch ya later brizzo

by Mathew kerber May 12, 2003