screensuck

To waste time on the Internet.

I screensucked on porn instead of doing my homework and still managed to feel productive. :)

by absolutkat January 12, 2008

screentalker

One who talks, especially loquaciously throughout a movie, a TV program and/or at a computer monitor

The ScreenTalkers in the row behind kept talking through the entire movie about how different it is from the book

by ScreenTalkerDotOrg September 22, 2016

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

by Bob oneill January 1, 2011

screenpecker

Someone who while driving a car constantly nods their head up and down (like a woodpecker) to try and look down at their phone screen and back up at the road.

Check out that guy behind us, he's a total screenpecker

by larynx82 March 4, 2021

Jamican Screenlicker

Screenlicker

when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker

---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?

Asha: nothing I just watched Ben fogle show.

: u damn Jamican screenlicker 😎

by Urban Ellie August 3, 2024