screenis

the unidentified area between the scrotum and the penis

lick my screenis

by eddy climaxx July 22, 2003

screeny

Textual content that's written
and formatted to work on a computer screen or E-reader

"The problem, then, isn't that screens aren't sharp enough to read novels off of. The problem is that novels aren't screeny enough to warrant protracted, regular reading on screens. "

Cory Doctorow, in an article titled "You Do Like Reading Off a Computer Screen" -- (Locus Magazine, March 2007)

by PRwiz101 July 22, 2009

Screenis Envy

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

screenie

screenie is used if you want to insult a screenshot

person 1: ugh this screenshot is such a screenie.

person 2: omg for real !

by rebekah mikaelson April 9, 2022

Screeny

A person who is unable to focus on surrounding stimuli as they are constantly transfixed by a screen, usually a phone.

That guy is such a screeny, he hasn't looked up from his phone for at least an hour.

by TheMightyGoose October 16, 2018