Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

Scandinavian Flick

A technique for getting your car sideways. While moving, turn one way then immediately turn the other way, thus unsettling the car and initiating a drift.

Tiff Needell shows us how the Scandinavian Flick is done in a BMW M Roadster when demonstrating the powerslide into a corner. He flicks left, then yanks the wheel right while balancing the throttle to keep the wheelspin between the spinout and gripping zone.

by Penguin636 November 15, 2006

scandinavian showercap

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Scandinavian Jellyfish

A sex move. It begins with the pair doing it doggy style. The person on the giving end then takes a 5-gallon bucket full of grape jelly and dumps it on the head of the other partner. The giver then promptly zaps their partner with a taser.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Scandinavian Jellyfish and now she's in a coma!

by Cockjockey 942 August 19, 2008

scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

Scandinavian Pizza Crust

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!

Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”

by Narc_man October 19, 2020

Scandinavian Leatherstrap

The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.

Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?

by samuel white March 27, 2009