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Scottie

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.
by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017
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Scottie

Adj: small vibrant male, homosexual interested in strong dominate males, nationally known skin flute performer. Struggles with snapping his own fingers.

Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie
I walked down the street and saw a Scottie in the dark alley way performing his favorite instrument.
by Scottiegillie August 25, 2017
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Scottie

Scottie is the most kindest/nicest/etc person you could ever meet. He’s always there for his friends and is never afraid to fight some one. He’s very handsome and sexy and would do anything for his significant other. Scottie is one of a kind, and if you have a scottie in your life never let go of him.
Who’s that?

That’s Scottie ;).
by Boiyapenisskinny February 27, 2019
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Scottie

Screwing something up to the best of your ability
Wow, Dustin! You Scottie'd the hell out of that job!
by huddle75 December 26, 2018
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Scottie

Adjective. Being unexplainable in stupidity.
Person A- _____ came out of the closet!

Person B - What does that mean?

Person A- Oh my God! You're such a freaking Scottie!

Person B- I am not!
by ^.^ Molls (= March 29, 2010
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Scottie

I’m smoking on scottie
by hita90 September 1, 2021
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Scottie

A guy who is being cheated on by his girfriend, usually nearly right in the face.
Originated from the film Eurotrip, were the lead, Scottie was dumped by his gf in the beggining, and from which the Song "scottie doesn't know is taken'
Lover: Where is your Scottie today?
Girl: He is at home studying, I told him I am going out with a girl friend.
by Mariangela August 15, 2005
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