scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.

I pity those Scientologists.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

rocket scientologist

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

by Chad December 3, 2003

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

That was a fine bowl of scientologist stew I had for dinner last night.

by sarahsarah April 13, 2008

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.

by sarahsarah April 12, 2008

scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.

"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009