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scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.
"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."
by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009
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Scientologist

A bunch of hollywood actors that like to set trends while they really don't care what any of it means as long as they think they look cool talking about it and doing it. If they really belived in something they would'nt be getting Divorced every other month and getting hooked up with the next big actor.
Tom cruze is a Scientologist he also jumps on chairs freakin out oprah and the world what a cock sucker.
by tube666 November 21, 2006
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scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.
That was a fine bowl of scientologist stew I had for dinner last night.
by sarahsarah April 13, 2008
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Scientologist

1. Someone who is of questionable social ability.
2. Someone who is severely gullible.
3. Someone who can look facts in the face and totally ignore them.
1. I wish that guy would leave he is such a scientologist
2. Hey I just convinced Dave that Santa was moving to the south pole! What a scientologist
3. I can't believe you still think the earth is flat - what a scientologist.
by Fraser Steen September 16, 2007
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Scientologist

A person that jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and believes he is accomplishing something.
I hardly knew that scientologist.
He should have waited until we took off.
by dUMBELLS November 20, 2006
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scientologest

A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.
My pit bull attacked a Scientologest. Everybody rejoiced.
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scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.
customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.
by sarahsarah April 12, 2008
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